Dispatch: Be on the look out for a late model silver LG

OK everyone, STOP. Have you seen my phone? My cell phone? It is little, silver LG phone with a circular mirror on the front. I am lost with out it, I need it back. I don't know where it is, I had it before lunch. My friend Micki came by and picked me up for lunch, we had a nice chat and she even brought me chocolate. But I did not use during lunch and this afternoon I reached for it to get a number out of the address book and poof, it has disappeared. The very last time I remembered having it was on my desk, I called a co-worker who has the day off and then placed it next to my keyboard when I was done. My mom has always offered the explanation that maybe my personal items grow legs and walk off, but I have been good to that phone, I am always careful as to where I place him. Now if Sensei said he lost his phone, there would be no big surprise there. I know the logical thing to do is call my friend Micki and see if it dropped in her car, but her number is IN THE PHONE!! I have called the restaurant, not there. I strongly believe that someone has the phone because I NEVER turn my phone off, it had a full charge and now when I call it, it goes directly into voice mail, someone has turned it off. It is just not my day today. So, if you call me and I don't get back to you soon, then you will know why!